Thursday, September 26, 2013

Fortune Teller Machines: Fortune Red

I do love a good fortune telling machine. So here's Fortune Red. Fortune Red resides near the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland's New Orleans Square. When you put in your 50 cents (double the price of my favorite fortune telling machine, Esmerelda) the song Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Pirates Life for Me plays. While the song plays, Fortune Red points to a cool pirate map and supposedly makes up your fortune. 

But if you look at his face up close, he's a little scary in a plastic monster pirate way. Fortune Red - don't you know that smoking is bad for you? 

Once the music stops, a little card pops out with your fortune in pirate speak. As an aside, did you know that you can change your Facebook language to pirate? Anyway, here's what Fortune Red had to say last time I visited him.


  1. Very cool. Makes me think of the Tom Hanks' movie Big.

  2. @KimHammond - Here's a post on a fortune telling machine like one used in the movie Big: