Friday, September 7, 2012

Zombies and Bacon

This delicious canned bacon has a shelf life of ten years...yummo. 

I guess it never occurred to me that zombies and bacon go together although it makes sense that zombies would enjoy eating bacon, because everyone does.  The site "Think Geek" has combined their bacon and zombie offerings here. You can get your bacon salt and your bacon flavored popcorn while you are getting your pocket chain saw and your zombie magnetic poetry kit. Although I don't see the poetry kit helping you much in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

The bacon scented hand-sanitizer also seems like a big tactical error and evidentially, I'm not the only one who thinks so because it is marked down. You should try not to smell like food, or brains, if the zombies are coming for you. Just a thought.

It's a lunch box where you can store your pocket chain saw. 

If you would like further instruction on what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you may want to check out this post here. 

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