Ever since I first walked down Main Street USA at Disneyland and saw Esmeralda I have been fascinated by Fortune Teller machines. And now I've found a company that will make you any kind you want - your ideal fortune teller machine - custom made. They'll even sell you the little fortune cards that come out of the machine.
You can get a fortune telling Sherlock, like the one above.
Or why not get Big Al, the Fortune Telling 1920s Gangster:
Here's the Zoltar Machine - a similar machine was featured in the Tom Hanks movie, BIG:
Here's a demonstration of how the character machines work:
Now I just have to decide which one to get and where to put it...